Lui: Secondo me, io alle donne piaccio per il mio fascino da "crocerossino"
Io: Secondo me invece, tu piaci per il tuo fascino da "ti passo sopra col carro armato"
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Io: Sai, per noi donne il tempo passato insieme viene vissuto più intensamente, come se i momenti valessero il doppio
Lui: (con aria smarrita) ho capito...siete come i cani più o meno...
| You Are From Venus |
 A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host. You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all. Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform. Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it. |
| Your Ex is Narcissistic |
 Your ex definitely has a god complex. People with narcissistic personality disorder want total power, lack empathy, and are very arrogant. Sound at all familiar? |
| You Are a Dreaming Soul |
 So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul |
| Your Psyche is Violet |
 People trust you to rescue them from bad situations, and you usually come through. While you are quite enlightened, you find that your path is very lonely. When you are too violet: you can't connect to ordinary life or ordinary people When you don't have enough violet: you lack wisdom and can't learn from the past |
| You Are the Ace of Clubs |
 Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times. A total adventure seeker, you are never satisfied by what's normal or ordinary. You like to push limits and shock people. You're dramatic, but a drama queen. Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe. And you're probably still young... with a lot of wild rides in front of you. A gamble you should take: High stakes roulette Your friends would describe you as: Crazy Your enemies would describe you as: Demented If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A high roller |
| Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt |
 With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum! |
| You Are 0% Emo |
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| You Are More Like Angelina Jolie |
 You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren't against stealing another girl's man... If he's better off with you! |
2 commenti:
bastardo! Ma dove li trovi? hai il lanternino Cazzo!
Ma non lo so, veramente! Non so che faccio di sbagliato. Vabbè, questa era poi una battuta.
Almeno io ho riso :D
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